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Kolega z pracy opowiedział mi kiedyś historię, która miała miejsce
na trasie z Łowicza do Warszawy (o ile dobrze pamiętam). Był wypadek
z udziałem karawanu, nieboszczyk niestety wyleciał z trumny, a
sanitariusze z pogotowia ratunkowego zaczęli go reanimować ku
uciesze tłumu gapiów, którzy całe zajście widzieli. Kolega zaklinał
się, że to prawdziwa historia.
…
Pewnej pani umarła koleżanka - Krystyna. Stoi nad jej grobem, łza wzruszenia,
myśli pt. jak jej na tym lepszym świecie itd.
W tym momencie przychodzi sms z nieznanego numeru: Kochana, pozdrawiam gorąco, u
mnie wszystko w porządku i bawię się świetnie! Krystyna.
a mi sie przypomniała historia z filmu chyba. Właściciel zakładu pogrzebowego
został zaproszony na wesele. Wręczył państwu młodym tradycyjny wieniec z gałęzi
świerkowych, przetykany różyczkami z dwoma wstęgami na których był napis
“POGRążONY W GłęBOKIEJ RADOśCI”
Dowcip stary jak świat, ale nieodmiennie mnie śmieszy:
Do zakładu pogrzebowego przychodzi facet, mówiąc, że zmarła mu
teściowa i chciałby wybrać trumnę. Właściciel zachwala same
najdroższe modele: “Proszę, jaka piękna dębowa trumna, eleganckie
wykończenia, wyściełane wnętrze…”. Facet z nietęgą miną przebiera
nogami i tłumaczy, że owszem, ładna, ale tu chodzi o
teściową… “Mamy też klasyczne trumny sosnowe, solidne i równie
ładne” – ciągnie niezmordowany przedsiębiorca pogrzebowy. Gość
stęka, grymasi, coraz bardziej skonfudowany… „No wie pan, to
teściowa była…”. Wreszcie właściciel wpada na pomysł: „W takim
razie zrobimy tak: pan przyniesie mamusię, a my dorobimy uchwyty”.
Głupie? Głupie, ale śmieszne…
cały wątek tutaj :
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